A Parable of War
And then, just after Trumpy proudly declared victory on Monday, the Iranians quietly started laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
This, unsurprisingly, made Trumpy rather angry.
So he ordered his navy to go and remove them.
The navy duly dispatched its three-remaining mine-clearing ships to deal with the problem. Unfortunately, by Thursday, two had been blown up by mini-submarines and the third was taken out by a small cruise missile.
Now completely bereft of minesweepers, the C-in-C of the Navy received a spectacular rant from Trumpy, who had just discovered—somewhat late in the day—that the U.S. military is not, in fact, the world champion when it comes to mine-sweeping.
Meanwhile, in the next few weeks, oil shot up to $200 a barrel.
The Chinese, finding themselves rather short of oil and knowing that the US has run out of mid-course interceptors, decided this might be a good moment to start a war.
And everyone was apparently very surprised, except those who follow Global Forecaster!
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